Christmas in the Jungle????

We have been in this bloody jungle for weeks now. I cannot wait to go home. I want a nice hot bath, I want to be back in England where there are no poisonous spiders or giant snakes. More than anything, I want peace. Robert and Anna are constantly bickering and trying to one up each other. It is a wonder we manage to get anything done. I think we could have been home already if they could just learn to get along.
Robert and I were looking forward to a romantic Christmas ALONE. We haven't had a Christmas together in so many years. Three is definitely a crowd.